Tell me about you. What makes you smile? What should we do together? If you're interested, I've been known to give a pretty mean tour of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It's entirely up to us. I like to do many things, but I'm not interested in illegal activity. Mention of any as such (including drugs) will end our contact immediately. I am very earnest about this. Please understand that messages containing profanity, explicit descriptions, or that seek to negotiate gifts will be ignored.
I'll need some way to verify who you are. Your business phone or work email would be helpful. If someone else you've seen can vouch for you, that's useful too. Feel free to send me your info via secure form, should you fancy. If we decide to see each other, we are going to have a fabulous time together.
Direct Email: firstname.lastname@example.org